What the f*ck is the problem anyway?
I'm sitting up in bed
With my daily dose of dread
Knowing that I have to leave for my personal hell
But what is this I see?
Scrolling through an endless feed
People spreading lies of imminent catastrophe
Let's all calm down
It's just a cold
Sure, it's new, but viruses are all but old
It's not the end
Just another stupid trend
Mass control by media through intimidation
Why the f*ck should I bother anyway?
It's not like my president is taking a stance
I'm in denial, they say, well I'll go ahead and take my chance
Don't worry about me, I'll be all right here
Besides, I always get sick around this time of year
Let's all calm down
It's just a cold
Sure, it's new, but viruses are all but old
It's not the end
Just another stupid trend
Mass control by media through intimidation
I can't believe
How people treat
This thing as if it's world war f*cking three
Can't live my life
Stores full of strife
Don't bother buying water lest you're looking for a fight
This country's far ahead
Nobody's even dead
They've contained it, no chance for it to spread
Don't waste my time
Telling me to stay inside
'Cause you're scared of minor flu symptoms in the night
It'll all blow over soon
It's just the flu
I'll survive, and I promise you will too
No media bias
It's all a load of BS
Welcome to Flukeronavirus