Jabalord - Six Feet Underbrown Lyrics

I could go order a bidet
But that's pretty f*cking gay
Might as well hire someone to lick my ass
Even then, yeah, I think I'd rather pass
Yeah, sure, a shower's always nice
But I don't wanna touch a mound of beans and rice
Look I've got standards for these hands
And no amount of brown could change my plans

You can't order it online
And you sure as hell can't go outside
'Sides, the stores are all sold out and are looted to the ground
Yeah, it's chaos out there
And I'd rather die in here
Even if it means the chocolate turtle's head is poking out

We're six feet underbrown
No TP to be found
I never thought I'd say
We're going out with mud cup butt buffets