Throughout the ages men have fought against mortality
Sought the elixir of life for vitality
Famous alchemists have tried to formulate it
Great adventurers set sail to locate it
Only to discover
That the source that they sought
Was very much closer to home
Than they I known
The mythical... Golden Fountain
The elixical fountain of youth
Brings out the beauty within
Can you handle the truth?
Take a sip from... the Golden Fountain
Wash your hair and your skin
Your whole body will glow
Cleansing and moisturising
You have the secret now you have to keep it
Can't tell nobody cos nobody will believe it
They'll call you names and whisper from the shadows
Strangers'll phone you and ask you onto chat shows
Your family name
Will become a byword for shame
And they taunt you again and again
That's the price of the...... Golden Fountain
The elixical fountain of youth
Brings out the beauty within
Can you handle the truth?
Take a sip from... the Golden Fountain
Wash your hair and your skin
Your whole body will glow
Cleansing and moisturising
It will miraculously heal your wounds
Cure allergies and decongest you
Boost immunity and protect from a virus
Help with diabetes and even arthritis
The inexaustable...... Golden Fountain
The elixical fountain of youth
Brings out the beauty within
Can you handle the truth?
Take a sip from... the Golden Fountain
Wash your hair and your skin
Your whole body will glow
Cleansing and moisturising