When that bumper gets knocked off
Ya just tie that sucker back on
When your sock starts poking through
Ya just wrap a little round your boot
When that rust comes after the rain
Ya gotta put a little something on the chain
When she moves back in with her sister
Ya patch back it up with an ice cold sixer
Broken screen doors and busted hearts
Pick up trucks that are falling apart
Or anything that you can attach to an old John Deere
It's god's gift to us
Yeah we can fix up
Just about anything around here
With bailing wire duct tape WD-40 & Beer
Don't forget the beer...
Now due to redneck evolution
Years and years of cash crop producing
We took them back forty black dirt problems
And figured out how to solve em
A little hayfield time working on a tan
Some elbow grease in spray can
Silver roll on a Silverado shifter
We drank PBR before the hipsters
Broken screen doors and busted hearts
Pick up trucks that are falling apart
Or anything that you can attach to an old John Deere
It's god's gift to us
Yeah we can fix up
Just about anything around here
With bailing wire duct tape WD-40 & Beer
And don't forget the beer...
Ain't got research station in Alaska
We ain't MIT or NASA
Our expertise is in the real world
Real redneck shit and real girls
Broken screen doors and busted hearts
Pick up trucks that are falling apart
Or anything that you can attach to an old John Deere
It's god's gift to us
Yeah we can fix up
Just about anything around here
With bailing wire duct tape WD-40 & Beer
Yeah, with bailing wire duct tape WD-40 & Beer
And don't forget the beer.