Oh yeah the boys in the back put you top of the list
Because you got that look like you never been kissed.
Yeah, you could take em all out with a flick of your wrist.
You are a liar and a thief I'm an opportunist
I come around to your house cos I couldn't resist.
I leave a note on your door so you know what you missed
Yeah, it's ironic my heart is the size of a fist,
Cos I gotta hit you where it hurts so you know I exist
And if you weren't so irresponsible
I could love you, but as it is
I gotta play things down so they never suspect.
I wear the soft-soled shoes so they cannot detect.
I write a letter in code cos I can' be direct,
And if you ever write back I will come and collect
My undercover lover, I want to know what you feel
Deep down
And if you weren't so condescending
I could love you, but as it is
My undercover lover, I don't care what anyone else says.
One hand washes the other. I look for signs and secrets.
And if you don't know what to think of this, I forgive you.
But I think you really do, deep down.