Japandroids - Alice Lyrics

Don't best know where to begin
A bar I probably shouldn't've been
She had ice blond hair, that much I know
Followed it all the way down that rabbit hole
When she said kiss me, you bet I did
Pining for her ever since

Drifted all around in disbelief
It was like mardi gras meets new year's eve
Talking hearts and tarts, they wanna steal
Ain't ever seen anything so surreal
Was about to run, when someone yelled
Don't just stand there, introduce yourself

I know a little bit about playing cards
And I'm an expert in drinkable art
I ain't shy or easily offended
I don't care for money, except to spend it
And Alice took me to a place
Then disappeared without a trace

Oh, she'll be back to eat you alive
Sequin dress, Chanel number five
Take her to town, you'll paint it red
But bring her home as good as dead
'Cause nothing makes a man go mad
Like a night with her in wonderland

But you ain't dead, just dehydrated
And we got just the thing to fix you, baby
One comes on slow, one comes on fast
Prairie oyster waiting when you get back
So cheer up, baby, piss on the past
You ain't the first and you ain't the last

I bet the cat could have told it better
But that's about all I really remember
I asked my sister, should I be frightened
Said shit's f*cked up, but I kinda like it
Though begs the question, is this the end?
Or you got plans to see Alice again