You taught me every thing you know
About being as low as he can go
I can't feel my face, we got so high
I want to try it all before i die
You're the only one hip to my jive
Tell me how the dead feel to be alive
But you're a surgeon and scalpel
The virgin skipped her raffle at the chapel to get laid
You're gonna be the death of me oh oh oh, oh oh
Then desecrate what's left of me
You'll show me where the water is
I don't like diving but you insist
I like the girl, shes dearly missed
Check your notes, it fits
I'll tell you why -
I made a list
Of pros and cons and cons and cons
And they go on and on and on
But you're the one i cant resist
I'd tell you more, but she'd be pissed
I've taken drugs, I've taken fists
In fact I've acted with stray activists--and called it quits
You're gonna be the death of me oh oh oh, oh oh
Then you'll suffocate what's left of me
You're gonna be the death of me oh oh oh, oh oh
Call the soldier, call the guard
Tell him my life is hard there's
No denying it
I'm won't say this doesn't hurt
Save the waterworks for court
Who's buying it
Now you know that I'm just poor white trash
Watch the birdie, watch her flash
It won't be long she'll realize it
Life will be completely void of big cash prizes
Where my bones are resting plant a seed
You can take the kids to visit me
Take turns reading my obit
Its the last time that you'll see my name in print, you little shit
You're gonna be the death of me oh oh oh, oh oh
Then you'll piss on whats left of me
You're gonna be the death of me oh oh oh, oh oh
You only ever saw the best of me
Call the graveyard, buy a plot
Though i love you not
My heart is broken
Prank call Russia, start a war
Tell them you're worth dying for
The trash heap has spoken