Welcome to the freak show!
Jay-Lee's horror show!
Fun for all the family!
Welcome back to my guide through reality
I hope you've kept your sanity intact and your senses about you. What comes next is a deformation of all which is good and proper; fair and just; of morals and righteousness -
The most abhorrent twisting of the senses
One could possibly fathom
Allow me to craft for you the perfect experience
I hope you enjoy the show, but forewarning -
You may find it distressing