Bekah, you're turning thirty-one
You hoped Trevor would win, but this is really more fun
Rapping in your backyard, you didn't even know
I made this whole game up to show off my flow
Forget candles, cards, birthday tokens
Sorry, Boston Rob, but the tribe has spoken
There's only one who's gonna love Bekah more than me
And He's gonna love her for all of eternity
Not so fast don't forget about me
I was pushing Bekah out in '93
A mother's love can't be pushed aside
We can be trusted on just like the tide
What the heck?
I didn't know you could rap!
I've always rapped
Bibbidy boobidy bap
Your rapping skills are pretty hot
Let's see some more of what you got!
Actually-wait sorry, it's the chorus.
Maybe next verse!
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, you're thirty-one today
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, you're thirty-one today
Just think: thirty-one years later, we'll be sixty-two
And I still won't be sick of doing life with you
We've got so much to explore
Like seeing the ocean floor
Like camping with some s'mores
Finishing Star Wars and/or (Andor)
Finally flying kites
Catching up on all the sights
Maybe fixing up your sight
Never mind, it's good, you're right
Where do I start with the rest of you?
I'd take you over Florence Pugh
I wanna clone like Mewtwo
But still as Mew I'd choose you
You're good at ping pong, good at playing along
Better at certain board games than I could ever be
Listening when I'm sad
Forgiveness for when I'm mad
Telling funny jokes that got me slapping my knee
I love when it's the two of us
Your smile feels so luminous
You'll always feel like home and I-
Hey, Joey, sorry to interrupt
But I really thought you said you were gonna let me show off my rap skill
Oh, no doubt, yeah, for sure, oh wait, it's the chorus again!
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, you're thirty-one today
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, you're thirty-one today
Happy birthday, happy birthday (I love you, I love you)
Happy birthday, you're thirty-one today (I love you)
Bekah