If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
We could go on dates.
We could be so cute.
We could hold hands and I'd tell you that you're beautiful
I think it's fate,
I think it's resolute.
I can see you you in a dress, I can see me in a suit.
I just have to send a text, I just have to say hi
I have to sack up and look you in the eyes.
The only thing left is for you to reply,
I think I just might do it I think I can be your guy.
But I'm too f*cking scared.
Too f*cking scared.
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
We could be a Pam and Jim,
If I started answering
Your texts oh god oh damn I think
I'm losing my whole sanity,
I need to calm down and breathe,
Count my breaths like 123,
I think you are the one for me,
I think you are the one for me.
Think you are the one for me
Baby girl now can't you see
I'm here for you you're there for me
Love absolutivally.
The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
Baby girl now can't you see
I think you are the one for me.
I'm just thinking honestly,
There must be a prophesy,
A journey like the odyssey
That circles back to you and me.
We can live in harmony,
We can live in modesty,
Cause all I need is you and me.
All I need is you and me.
But I'm too f*cking scared.
Too f*cking scared.
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
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If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
We could go on dates.
We could be so cute.
We could hold hands and I'd tell you that you're beautiful
I think it's fate,
I think it's resolute.
I can see you you in a dress, I can see me in a suit.
I just have to send a text, I just have to say hi
I have to sack up and look you in the eyes.
The only thing left is for you to reply,
I think I just might do it I think I can be your guy.
But I'm too f*cking scared.
Too f*cking scared.
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
We could be a Pam and Jim,
If I started answering
Your texts oh god oh damn I think
I'm losing my whole sanity,
I need to calm down and breathe,
Count my breaths like 123,
I think you are the one for me,
I think you are the one for me.
Think you are the one for me
Baby girl now can't you see
I'm here for you you're there for me
Love absolutivally.
The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
Baby girl now can't you see
I think you are the one for me.
I'm just thinking honestly,
There must be a prophesy,
A journey like the odyssey
That circles back to you and me.
We can live in harmony,
We can live in modesty,
Cause all I need is you and me.
All I need is you and me.
But I'm too f*cking scared.
Too f*cking scared.
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
We could go on dates.
We could be so cute.
We could hold hands and I'd tell you that you're beautiful
I think it's fate,
I think it's resolute.
I can see you you in a dress, I can see me in a suit.
I just have to send a text, I just have to say hi
I have to sack up and look you in the eyes.
The only thing left is for you to reply,
I think I just might do it I think I can be your guy.
But I'm too f*cking scared.
Too f*cking scared.
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
We could be a Pam and Jim,
If I started answering
Your texts oh god oh damn I think
I'm losing my whole sanity,
I need to calm down and breathe,
Count my breaths like 123,
I think you are the one for me,
I think you are the one for me.
Think you are the one for me
Baby girl now can't you see
I'm here for you you're there for me
Love absolutivally.
The krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
Baby girl now can't you see
I think you are the one for me.
I'm just thinking honestly,
There must be a prophesy,
A journey like the odyssey
That circles back to you and me.
We can live in harmony,
We can live in modesty,
Cause all I need is you and me.
All I need is you and me.
But I'm too f*cking scared.
Too f*cking scared.
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
If I was a man I'd just maybe hit you up.
I'd tell you that you're cute and we could fall in love.
If I was a man I would act so very tough,
I'd withstand 100 elbows hundred kicks a hundred punches,
But I'm not a man I am just a little boy.
If I tried to make a move you'd just get annoyed,
But you're all over my dreams like you're f*cking corduroy,
I think I could be a man who could maybe bring you joy.
Writer: pink, J-Bobs
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