[ Featuring Christopher Sieber, David Lindsay-Abaire ]
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine
Duloc is the perfect place
Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes wipe your face
Duloc is
Duloc is
Duloc is the perfect place
And here's the man who made it happen
That towering colossus of moxie
Lord Farquaad
Oh it's you
What a terrific surprise
Once upon a time
This place was infested
Freaks on every corner
I had them all arrested
Hey nonny-nonny-nonny-no
If you had a quirk, you didn't pass inspection
We all have our standards
But I will have perfection
And so
And so
Things are looking up here in Duloc
Just take a look
The things I'm cooking up here in Duloc
He likes to cook
A model that amazes
A plan with seven phases
Bum bum bum bum bum
Things are looking up here in Duloc
They're looking up
In Duloc
The ladies all look swell
The men are so dashing
Thanks to my new dress code
The fashion's never clashing
Hey nonny-nonny-nonny-no
This castle I had built
Is taller than the clifftops
A city like a postcard
A monorail and gift shop
And so
And so
And so
And so
And so
No one from the gutter in Duloc
He's takin' aim
Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc
We're all the same
The upshot is enormous
When you can shout
Conform us
Yes
Things are looking up (Things are looking up)
Here in Duloc
Hey, let's hear it for those Duloc dancers
Aren't they terrific?
There's no sign of slowing
We're growing, we're growing
Look, he's growing
And growing
And growing
Look at him grow
Things are looking up here
We practiced this part both forward and back
We make one mistake, and we get the rack
Things
Are looking up here
He taught us to dance with razzmatazz
He's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz
My hard work and my rigor have made me so much bigger
Things are looking up
Things are looking up
Things are looking up
Here in Duloc
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Here in Duloc
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Up up
Up up
Up
