[ Featuring Deb Conrad ]
I gave to you a case for your guitar
A hardshell velvet case for your guitar
To keep the Gibson safe
No matter where you are
I gave to you a case for your guitar
I gave to you a ring for your hand
An antique Opal ring for your hand
OK it was your mother's
But it still meant I was your man
I gave to you a ring for your hand
I gave to you a sewing machine
A fancy Singer sewing machine
It wasn't what you wanted
But I thought it was pretty keen
I gave to you a sewing machine
I gave you a Braun hand blender
A German-made Braun hand blender
I'd never guess you'd take it
As an insult to your gender
I gave you a Braun hand blender
I pledged to you my life for all times
Promised you my heart for all times
I told you that I meant it
Now you know I wasn't lyin'
I pledged to you my life for all times
I gave to you a case for your guitar
A hardshell velvet case for your guitar
Did you every think back then
That we'd end up where we are
I gave to you a case for your guitar