There was Adam, happy as a man could be
'Til Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time
Samson thought Delilah was on the square
'Til one night she clipped him all of his hair
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time
Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business, man, did she get salted
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Whoa, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time
From our history books we have learned
That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Whoa, that's just like a woman
They'll do it to you every time
Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate
They were crying for bread, she said, "Let them eat cake"
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Lord, I said just like a woman
They'll do it every time
You can buy a woman clothes and give her money on the side
No matter what you do, they ain't never satisfied
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Yeah, that's just like a woman
They'll do it every time