We are the locusts
And it's time for the plague
The Chick tracts and gun nuts
Warned you was here
Profiled as bad seeds since before we could read
Monkey wrenching World Orders
Is how we party
Red alert, Orange alert
Every flavor of Fruit Loops alert
Your precious way of life is under attack
From inside
We won't buy
And we'll try
To rot your house of cards
From the inside out
Sacred Corporate logos are the new swastikas
To the proud to be patriotically incorrect hordes
Deep fried society has gone to the wolves
While we eat away
From inside the bones
Gnaw Gnaw Nibble Nibble Chew Devour Scrape Deflower
They know who we are, so why not just get worse?
We won't buy
And we'll try
To torch all you hold dear
From the inside out
We've come for your children
We've come for your friends
To save them from becoming respectable citizens
A prank a day keeps the dog leash away
Join the new Boston Tea Party
You can't have us
You can't have us
You can't have our money
You can't have our time
You can't have our souls
You can't have our lives
Termites loose in the house of cards
Today the Mall
Tomorrow the World
All hail the Magic Plague