Jerry K. Reed - C.S.W.M. Lyrics

Hey hey hey, get the f*ck out of my way. I'm used to getting what I want and right now I want stay here and while I check out your tits and ass I might cut you a deal. I dont give a shit about what you think or what you feel. Thats my birth given right as a cis straight white male and let me tell you my tale. Over 100 years ago my grand pop got himself a mine and he went down to africa with his familys nickels and dime and he was good with the whip and blood of blacks made him laugh, until this day it's a blast my family sometimes have. Man, it must have been good to be alive as a rich white male and let me continue my tale. The real bucks were to be made between 33 and 45. My family was having a gas, living their well protected life while steal everything from the neighbours jew and even more funny, there was money in the world war, too. Until this day it pays my bills as a straight white male and there is even more to tell. Eventually the war ended and we were freed from that idiot and my family used their well formed bonds to get legit. Wirtschaftswunder, Wirtschaftswunder, you guessed it right Klingelingeling, while others money was getting tight. That was the time I was born as a cis straight white male and one more thing before I bail. I live my life on the always-sunny side of the streets. And never had I anything that wasn't mine to keep and noone ever demands justice for the betrayed, cause I tell em lies of whom they should be afraid and they're all stupid enough to believe in all my tales, cause one still believes in straight white males.
And for you and I who we might have quite a different tale, it never hurts to check our privilege as a straight white male.