This is world-renowned record producer, Slut Bonwaller
And you're listening to "Coolest Alive!" with my pals Toady and Jeffy
On the Streamin' Garage. Theme songs on me boys, you're welcome
Hey, it's my song... let's sing it
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome! Come on
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome! You know the words
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome! That's it... sing
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome! Yeah
It's my favorite part! Isn't that heavy? I played that
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, coolest alive
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, stand with your tribe
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, revenge of the geeks
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, week after weeks
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, laughing with you
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, and cryin' sometimes too
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, spelling it out
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, making you shout
I'm a genius. I got lyrics coming out me bum...for days
You like that, it's a kazoo solo? I played that too
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, talking some shit
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, livin' legit
My voice sounds so beautiful
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, foot in our mouth
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, gettin' 'em out
Listen to the reverb
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, tell all your friends
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, call write or text
I'm gonna be a star
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, raising the bar
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, straight to the stars
Top of the Pops with me
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, it's starting soon
Straight to the Top of the Pops for this one
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, passing the moon
Oh, yes
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, on with the show
It's going to be f*cking awesome
It's gonna be f*ckin' awesome, ready, set, go
Ha-ha! It's going to be f*cking awesome. F*cking awesome
It's gonna be f*cking awesome! Just wait, you'll see
You'll all see. You'll all see. Ha, ha, ha