Well Mama said Jess, you've got to get out of bed, son
Drag a comb across your achin' head
If you come back you better bring us some bread
Now cut and fade to red
I may have to do it (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it, do it, do it, don't have to like it
Well the boss said son, you've got to punch in by nine now
Check everything comin' down the line
Well if you need a break, you better give us a sign
Cause we're goin' til the sun don't shine
I may have to do it (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it son (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it, do it, do it, don't have to like it
Well Aunt Jemima said to Uncle Sam
We gonna send you off to Afghanistan
Help bring you back on the family plan
And we hope you don't mind the sand
I may have to do it (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it, do it, do it, don't have to like it
Well the Doc said Jess, you bout to run out of time, son
Drinkin' all that Jim Beam and wine
Stop having any fun and you'll be fine
And we'll see you in the check out line
I may have to do it (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it son (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it, do it, do it, don't have to like it
I may have to do it (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
I may have to do it (may have to do it)
But I don't have to like it (don't have to like it)
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