Jesse Rice - Too Drunk To Meet Jimmy Buffett Lyrics

It started when one turned to 22|I went from cut-a-rug Charlie to barely movin|And it was only the beginnin when bikini clad women had me spinnin and sendin them booze|Standin in line at the Flora Bama|I put the slam in the slammed and the ham in the hammered|Then some Cajun bouncer from Louisiana said son I gotta give you the boot||I was too drunk to meet Jimmy Buffett|Had a backstage pass and said Shuck It|Had too many beers in a bucket|And got too drunk to meet Jimmy Buffett||I woke up on a floor in a motel 6|With that all-access still strapped to my wrist|And my best buddy Bill said brotha you just missed|The best night that I ever had|I kissed a girl to Margaritaville|While you were sloppy Joe, I was coppin a feel|And She came back, she's in the bathroom now, yeah Jack I think her name is Jill|I was too drunk to meet Jimmy Buffett|Had a backstage pass and said Shuck It|Had too many beers in a bucket|And got too drunk to meet Jimmy Buffett||I wish I could have a mulligan|Go back there and do it all again|And maybe this time they'd let me in|But until then, I'm still that friend||That got too drunk to meet Jimmy Buffett|Had a backstage pass and said Shuck It|Had too many beers in a bucket|And got too drunk to meet Jimmy Buffett