Christmas in the Caribbean
On the island named for snakes
Tom last took me to Culebra
For a perfect Yuletide break
I had gone there for the fishin'
But when I stepped off of the plane
It was an every celebration
I couldn't quite explain
Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig tonight
Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig tonight
It's a smoky revelation
And a pork pie ecstasy
The steering wheel is turning towards a feast of possibilities
Little Jesus stole our birthday
Christmas babies we got scammed
But the three kings were our saviors
Come and join us for some ham
Manejando, manejando, manejando el cerdo esta noche
Manejando, manejando, manejando olé
Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig is it
Drivin', drivin', drivin' the Macarena around the pit
Multicultural emotions, mega los Reyes Magos smile
Señorita, would you like to dance with me a little while
There is sea salt in her perfume
A culinary odyssey
Culebra's cookin', really cookin' on the epiphany
Manejando, manejando, manejando el cerdo esta noche
Manejando, manejando, manejando olé
Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig tonight
Drivin', drivin', drivin' the pig tonight
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la
Manejando, manejando, manejando el cerdo esta noche
Manejando, manejando, manejando olé
Manejando el cerdo esta noche
Feliz Navidad
