Way back before Trump had led
Whizzing past his empty head
And back before Biden mumbled
Bumbled, and stumbled
His way out of the White House
Back before R.F.K. Jr
That roadkill eatin' dope
Dropped out of the election
I didn't have a hope
So I wrote this song
And I'll tell you why
When times get tough
You can laugh
Or you can cry