Jimmy Morris - Jingle Ballin' Lyrics

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh (hey)
I'm jingle ballin'
I'm Chris Paul-in'
Like James Harden make you fall and just shot callin'
Back to the wall and I'm still all in, never stallin'
Kill 'em all with moves like small men
As a tall man, y'all be fallin'
Both teams brawlin'
So sore, callin' me for for jars of Tylenol man
I'm jingle ballin'
I'm Chris Paul-in'
Like James Harden make you fall and just shot callin'
Back to the wall and I'm still all in, never stallin'
Kill 'em all with moves like small men
As a tall man, y'all be fallin'
Both teams brawlin'
So sore, callin' me for for jars of Tylenol man
They asked me for a Christmas single
Now I'll make your system jingle
Ballin' clean since Halloween, now everybody Christian Mingle
Talk to me like y'all the queen and tricking me like you're a riddle
Maybelline begins to bleed and now your masks just fade and dwindle
Swindle me, but it's all good cuz it's Christmastime in the neighborhood
I got my ornaments and ribbon and new porcelain in kitchen
And a chainsaw for a perfect tree that I will pull right out the woods
So good, reminds us of our childhood
Putting presents under tree and wondering if Santa would
And Santa could cuz Santa did and we would celbrate as kids
Breakfast, we'd be eating way more than we should
We went from "Jingle Bells" to jingle ballers
To spitting well from spitting garbage
From wishing wells to swishing dollars
From sleeping well to up since autumn
I'm jingle ballin'
I'm Chris Paul-in'
Like James Harden make you fall and just shot callin'
Back to the wall and I'm still all in, never stallin'
Kill 'em all with moves like small men
As a tall man, y'all be fallin'
Both teams brawlin'
So sore, callin' me for for jars of Tylenol man
I'm jingle ballin'
I'm Chris Paul-in'
Like James Harden make you fall and just shot callin'
Back to the wall and I'm still all in, never stallin'
Kill 'em all with moves like small men
As a tall man, y'all be fallin'
Both teams brawlin'
So sore, callin' me for for jars of Tylenol man
These "Jingle Bells" on "Silent Night[s]," like "Silver Bells" makes all so nice,
But "Rudolph['s]" nose may shine too bright to respect this "O Holy Night"
"Santa Clause is Coming..." but his reindeer may have got in fights
So now we hang up all these lights to represent just Jesus Christ
How nice, 'til you're slipping on the ice
Fake left then go right
Your ankles pay the price
Now they administer R.I.C.E
Jingle ballin' every night
This is what we like even when it ends in fights
Competition is the reason every time we gettin' vicious
Hoops we swishing is the mission so we look like we're malicious
But it's just the game
So sing with us
Jingle ballin'
Jingle ballin'
Ballin' everyday
Oh what fun it is courtside hitting thirty five foot tres (hey)
I'm jingle ballin'
I'm Chris Paul-in'
Like James Harden make you fall and just shot callin'
Back to the wall and I'm still all in, never stallin'
Kill 'em all with moves like small men
As a tall man, y'all be fallin'
Both teams brawlin'
So sore, callin' me for for jars of Tylenol man
I'm jingle ballin'
I'm Chris Paul-in'
Like James Harden make you fall and just shot callin'
Back to the wall and I'm still all in, never stallin'
Kill 'em all with moves like small men
As a tall man, y'all be fallin'
Both teams brawlin'
So sore, callin' me for for jars of Tylenol man