Jm - U.S.M. (United States of Marijuana) Lyrics

I started rapping, accidentally released the savage
I was hanging with your girl, really turned you to the saddest
Don't start trippin' now, like I said, I only f*ck with the baddest
And your bitch is way below average
J.M. in this bitch, top the rip
Shit's greener than a cabbage
Ima make a whole generation worship me and my bad habit
Pride in your eyes when you yell, I'm a f*ckin' rip addict
Hide from your parents, take a rip in the attic
So hum, every kid has a bong
So this is just another marijuana weed song
Smoke with all my homies till it feels like a legion
United States of marijuana, will you pledge yo allegiance
F*ckin' on your bitch cause I am so facetious
Water on my wrist will make a salmon seasick
Rips wit yo bitch, her tongue on my dick
Gucci on my fit, the money it won't fit
The bowl stayin' lit, my finger on her clit
Now my hands on her tits
Now I'm done and she really wouldn't quit
Now I had to run, and I hand it to my jit
Diarrhea flow, y'all be sayin' I'm the shit
F*ck playin' by the rules, I'm a motherf*ckin' rapper
Said I was f*ckin' on a bitch, then her f*ckin' sister after
You like Will Smith, rap against me, a motherf*ckin' actor
Y'all know me as J.M, but my human name is Jasper
F*ckin' shit from birth cause I always been a saboteur
It's a dog eat dog world, I'm a pit bull, you're a Labrador
You smoke a pack, I got a pouch
Lil' pussy cause I'm havin' more
Smokin' on gas packs, shit's louder than lavender
F*ckin' on a foreign bitch all the way from El Salvador
Yo bitch, pussy really smell like some motherf*ckin' albacore
I stopped rappin' for a minute, you thought I quit it
But I was just sittin' with my women
Steady chillin, but that's not me, I'm a villain
Back up on the scene and I'm sinnin' and gettin' women
Runnin' to the bank, I collect my winnings
Got yo bitch in my Gucci linen
I've been ballin' since beginnin, it's the bottom of the inning
In excess that I'm livin, not my problem that my exs still spinnin
I could give a f*ck about em trippin, lock eyes at the function and I'm grinnin
I cook up so me and Gordon Ramsey look like that, we twinnin
So hum, every kid has a bong
So this is just another marijuana weed song
Smoke with all my homies till it feels like a legion
The United States of Marijuana, will you pledge your allegiance
F*ckin' on your bitch cause I am so facetious
The water on my wrist will make a salmon seasick
This is psychedelic beat, I'ma make your ass see shit
You was f*ckin' on my bitch, but it's really not that deep shit
Hit that shit once and I'm dippin' and I'm leavin
Yo, but your bitch old as f*cked, better hit it while she breathin
But she died in the act caught you at the funeral grievin
A rip at the service cause I said I'm f*ckin' fiendin
A hundred different edibles and I really started eatin
It's the first time smokin' humboldt and you really started greenin
Smokin' in the a.m. but you woke up in the evenin
Said you were allergic but I didn't see you sneezin
I just passed you the J and you really started cheefin
I went to hit the bong and you really started sleepin
Smokin' weed and you really took a nap
Said I need respect but I don't know how to act
That's what I said as I hit your bitch from the back
That's another vile line ima put in my rap
I'm really the type to manifest fame off a f*ckin' app
Your mom caught you listenin' to my music and got so f*ckin' mad
That warms my heart and makes me so f*ckin' glad
Really f*cked with that bitch, she was so f*ckin' bad
Then I finished and I dipped and I ran so f*ckin' fast
Keep movin' forward, never look back, like that's my f*ckin' path
So hum, every kid has a bong
So this is just another marijuana weed song
Smoke with all my homies till it feels like a legion
United States of marijuana, will you pledge your allegiance
F*ckin' on your bitch cause I am so facetious
The water on my wrist will make a salmon seasick