Jo Christ - Bean Burrito Lyrics

If you wanna be a star then you might get made
If it's women and it's cars, then you might get laid
But you gotta work hard if you want to get paid
I got two bean burrito's in the microwave

I'm fighting with words on an online forum
Another Republican president's sworn in
I need a talking hat to help my shit get sorted
But I got a pot o' joe keepin' warm this morning
Now I'm burping the alphabet in your old beater
My slicked back hair it never looked much neater
My roommates say they ought to hire a cleaner
Well I've never met your mother but I'd really like to meet her

If you wanna be a star then you might get made
If it's women and it's cars, then you might get laid
But you gotta work hard if you want to get paid
I got two bean burrito's in the microwave

F*ck with me and you might just win
My gullibility it ain't a cardinal sin
I'll never give up but I'll always give in
My cynicism was inherited
Now I'm eating mad slices at the pizza bar
Our talk about the future only made it that far
When there's cheese, pepperoni and a fat cigar
They'll have to haul me out with a helicopter

If you wanna be a star then you might get made
If it's women and it's cars, then you might get laid
But you gotta work hard if you want to get paid
I got two bean burrito's in the microwave