Final Girl Semifinalist Video (MV)

The dialogue is stilted
My motivation isn't clear
The setting keeps shifting
And the director ain't even here

The tone is unfocused
Continuity obviously slipped
I don't grasp my character
And nobody's seen the script

And characters they drop in
And characters they drop back out
And characters they drop in
And characters they drop back out

I'm only in this movie
For my eventual death scene
I'm only in this movie
For my eventual death scene

The projectors might be broken
The footage hasn't moved on in years
And the extras from the prologue
Have moved on to better careers

The critical reaction
Isn't signaling a hit
The silence from the producers
Means the sequel ain't been greenlit

And characters they drop in
And characters they drop back out
And characters they drop in
And characters they drop

(Oh my God! Oh my God!)

I'm only in this movie
For my eventual death scene
I'm only in this movie
For my eventual death scene