There's a gentleman walking down music lane
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About 34 years and he's white as an egg
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Cash in his pockets and he's dressed to the tee
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Well he's asking for a mugging if you want to ask me
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Walk on down and turn around your asking for a mugging from me
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There's flowers in the garden and glitter in the trees
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A broken glass bottle is a diamond to me
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I've got a thousand diamonds not a dollar you see
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Looks like a muggings just what you need
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I don't get much for being good looking
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Nothing in the kitchen left worth cooking
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You know when the bills got you badly bent
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There's nothing like a mugging to pay the rent
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