Woke up looking for something to do
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Got no money, got no booze
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Therey's a bunch of openings out in Chelsea
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Looking for an open bar gallery
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Slam slam slam
Yeah, they're in on the scan
Wham bam mam
And you don't give a damn
Gallery rats taking it to the man
Schnabel's showing down the street
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
He got new paintings, did 'em with his feet
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
His paintings suck, but I don't care
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Free Prosecco in the air!
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Slam slam slam
And we know it's a scam
Wham bam mam
And we don't give a damn
Gallery rats taking it to the man
Just came back from Mary Boone
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
They're serving cavier with a spoon
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
They hang between urinal stalls
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Slam slam slam
And we know it's a scam
Wham bam mam
And we don't give a damn
Gallery rats taking it to the man
I know a painter, she's so good
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Can't get a show in this neighborhood
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
They're making space for human waste
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
And we can't wait to get a taste
Gallery Hopping, Gallery Hopping
Slam slam slam
And we know it's a scam
Wham bam mam
And we don't give a damn
Gallery rats taking it to the man