Joe Billy - A Song About How I Piss Myself Off Lyrics

Well I'm too tall for my own good you see
So much so i slouch too much indeed
And i could try harder to fix my posture
But motivation don't come easily

And I get sick pretty freakin often
I'm allergic to everything
I apologize if i sound a little stuffy
It's just the fact that I breathed in today

And I love to mosh at punk rock shows
But I'm too skinny with no muscle tone
I can try to defend myself all i want
But I'm no match to a 40 year old drunk guy

And i mumble quite consistently
Most people don't understand me
Saying something meaningful wont always get across
I hope to god that you heard me

And I get lonely when I'm not busy
To have a significant other would be neat
But i am now, far too scared and selfish
To give more of myself away

I talk to myself now almost daily
Its a good way to brainstorm about things
But once in a while ill piss myself off
And have an argument with myself

I look like a giant dick and junky
Most strangers are afraid of me
But when i try to say hi with a friendly face
They just turn and walk away

On top of that I'm a fortunate white kid
Born comfortably, no poverty
But now i know, just how bad it could be
I need to do more good for somebody

Am i bitching enough already?
Are you sick of hearing me complain?
I just had to get all of this shit off my chest
And say, oh f*ck, I'm so sorry