Every now and then, I think about how many children
I could've had with the amount of semen going down the toilet
And I wonder how many aliens or dead relatives
Witnessed it happen and if they'd be proud
And I wonder how many damn showers i have to take
To cleanse my ever so perverted mind
Cause just blaming it on being a man
Ain't cutting it enough for me
Blaming it on being a man is just f*ckin lazy
Oh, will i ever be able to not be mesmerized by cleavage
And oh, could i separate my dick from my head from my mind
And what if this tempo was 69?
And I wonder how many damn showers i have to take
To cleanse my ever so perverted mind
Cause just blaming it on being a man
Aint cutting it enough for me
Blaming it on being a man is just f*ckin lazy