Joey Jones - Game of Weebs Lyrics

Driving around the city with a squadron of asians
The number one black guy, til I die, know what I'm saying
Here with my crew, Rocketchute, we ain't playing
Roll like a champloo of samurai, it was fated

Sheath my blade as I walk to my dojo
Flip on the tv, and turn to shonen from shoujo
Watch me some Naruto or Fullmetal to slow though
Practice my chakra control when keeping the flow though

Enter the dragon as I kick ass up in Tekken
When I defeat them they show their sensei respect then
I got chopsticks going up every asshole
Then I started dancing like Kinjaz ready to battle

But then all of a sudden my tv flashes
Catches me off guard and then thrashes me into action
I've been transported inside of the game of death
Trying to catch my breath then I hear a buzz in the clouds and

Joey, its your girlfriend, where the hell are you at?
We've been searching for 80 hours and still haven't found you yet
I went to go look for you in your dojo, I have no clue why you
Hole yourself up, in such seclusion it's kind of rude if you ask me

I hope you know you're not asian, just because you play games
And watch anime how disgraceful, you are biracial but lately you've been
Acting a little strange and I hope that you
Get your brain together, cause this shit cannot be healthy and

Oh my god! What the f--k were you watching?
This chicks got boobs twice the size of her noggin
It's quite disturbing if honest, I'm actually disappointed
You watch this I'm feeling nauseous, I hope that you don't
See us as objects, wonder what's on next?

Changing the channel and now it's violence and gore
That or 2 dudes yelling like they've never yelled at before
Whatever, whenever you get this message we might be through
I don't know why you have to be such a huge weeaboo

Ah great, just what I needed
My girlfriend saw the last show I was watching
And now she's heated
F*ck

And now I gotta fight this female assassin
Probably retribution for my dishonorable actions
She tried a flash kick and I grabbed it
Shoryuken-ed her ass to another planet
And yet somehow she landed
Then came back just to chop me up with her katana
But I black mamba'd her ass and reversed the blade on her

Making my way up to the next room
The shinigami is trying to cause my death soon
Good thing that I listen to Lupe Fiasco
While throwing these ninja stars, but that's when my tracks froze

Electricity crackled up in the air
The Grandmaster's apprentice was just sitting there
Then in a flash he was behind me
I wasn't fast enough and got a slash upon my hiney

Joseph Antonio Jones
This is your mother, you better answer I'm here with your brothers
I know you've been ducking me since I discovered
Your comic book covers with half naked girls in all different colors
I hope you remembered the lessons I've uttered
Give women respect like you give to your brothers
That's same for your girlfriend you know I don't stutter
You know I don't stutter

And you always just playing those video games
Or watching those shows that you call anime
Or eating Joy Yee with your friends when you hang
Or stuck in that dojo to practice and train
To practice and train, practice and train
You never can wait, to hop on that tv
I know that you hear me so be on your way

I don't wanna have to be the one to beat your ass
But if I gotta do it, I'mma do it in a flash
Who you think introduced you to the game of death
With the illest rep
I studied this shit way before a pulse was even in your chest
I tried to protect but it's time that you took the test

There's a blue power up behind the last door
If you find it, that means that you got the apprentice's sword
If not, he probably flashed stepped behind you
And ended your first life
So I hope you're ready for part two