Joey Two-Legs - Elementary Lyrics

Elementary my dear Watson
Elementary my dear friend
Using my powers of deduction
I have seen this to the end
The riddle's solved
The case is cracked
The murderer is
Hey what was that?
Did you hear something?
Something down the stairs?
Did something move?
Is someone there?
I'm sure it's nothing
Everything is fine
Anyway where was I?
Let's get back to the crime
The victim was found in the kitchen
When the power returned
No one saw anyone leave the room
Detectives left no stone unturned
The victim was stabbed through the neck
But no weapon was to be found
No knife no blade no ice pick
A mystery all around!
So the maid blamed the butler
The butler blamed the driver
The driver blamed the colonel
The colonel blamed Madame DeVoir
But it's elementary Watson
It's so simple don't you see?
The perpetrator who done it
There's that sound again!
What is that! What was that!
It's definitely downstairs
I've never heard a howl like that
Hold me Watson! I'm afraid!
It's got me! Oh my God!
Someone get it off!
My leg it's--