Mm, mm-mm
Hmm-mm
Verse one is always shot in black and white
An unhappy couple in the middle of a fight
She's looking at a photo, he's looking out the window
Rain drops always make things much more sad
(That doesn't even rhyme though)
Nobody knows what the fight's about today
But it must be something serious, there's lots of bills to pay
A mildly attractive actress is a must
But not too hot to make the men stumble or lust
Three chords and a mid tempo
We're gonna try to rhyme this, I know
And if we can't, then we'll just sing, oh-oh-oh-oh
Is there cussing in the song? (Heck no)
'Cause it's safe for the family
Positive, encouraging radio
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Verse two, he's climbing in his truck and leaving
Becky's stays at home and she's overwhelmed and grieving
He's passing a liquor store (oh no), pill bottles on the floor
(So, we can't show a Christian drinking a beer?
Although, prescription drug abuse is actually way worse
So that doesn't really make any sense anyway, but okay)
It's mainly soccer moms listening to us
So we have to make it clear that it's the man who things up
(I said messed)
Three chords and a mid tempo
Found this on Vrbo
Here's a diversity cameo (another one)
Is there cussing in the song? (Heck no)
'Cause it's safe for the family
Positive, encouraging radio
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
He finds a Bible when he opens up the drawer
And somehow now he's in a church from 1864
The moral of the story is it works out in the end
'Cause he tells her that he loves her and he'll never sin again
Yeah, he tells her that he loves her and he'll never sin again (amen)
Three chords and a mid tempo
V-neck so my tattoos show
Everybody's singing in a happy home
Did they see a therapist? (Heck no)
But they're back in church (front row)
Looking perfect in the Instagram post
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Okay, is this actually like a really good song, for real?
Wait, are we gonna be rich from this?
John Crist - Every Christian Music Video Lyrics
John Crist - Every Christian Music Video Lyrics
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Mm, mm-mm
Hmm-mm
Verse one is always shot in black and white
An unhappy couple in the middle of a fight
She's looking at a photo, he's looking out the window
Rain drops always make things much more sad
(That doesn't even rhyme though)
Nobody knows what the fight's about today
But it must be something serious, there's lots of bills to pay
A mildly attractive actress is a must
But not too hot to make the men stumble or lust
Three chords and a mid tempo
We're gonna try to rhyme this, I know
And if we can't, then we'll just sing, oh-oh-oh-oh
Is there cussing in the song? (Heck no)
'Cause it's safe for the family
Positive, encouraging radio
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Verse two, he's climbing in his truck and leaving
Becky's stays at home and she's overwhelmed and grieving
He's passing a liquor store (oh no), pill bottles on the floor
(So, we can't show a Christian drinking a beer?
Although, prescription drug abuse is actually way worse
So that doesn't really make any sense anyway, but okay)
It's mainly soccer moms listening to us
So we have to make it clear that it's the man who things up
(I said messed)
Three chords and a mid tempo
Found this on Vrbo
Here's a diversity cameo (another one)
Is there cussing in the song? (Heck no)
'Cause it's safe for the family
Positive, encouraging radio
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
He finds a Bible when he opens up the drawer
And somehow now he's in a church from 1864
The moral of the story is it works out in the end
'Cause he tells her that he loves her and he'll never sin again
Yeah, he tells her that he loves her and he'll never sin again (amen)
Three chords and a mid tempo
V-neck so my tattoos show
Everybody's singing in a happy home
Did they see a therapist? (Heck no)
But they're back in church (front row)
Looking perfect in the Instagram post
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Okay, is this actually like a really good song, for real?
Wait, are we gonna be rich from this?
Hmm-mm
Verse one is always shot in black and white
An unhappy couple in the middle of a fight
She's looking at a photo, he's looking out the window
Rain drops always make things much more sad
(That doesn't even rhyme though)
Nobody knows what the fight's about today
But it must be something serious, there's lots of bills to pay
A mildly attractive actress is a must
But not too hot to make the men stumble or lust
Three chords and a mid tempo
We're gonna try to rhyme this, I know
And if we can't, then we'll just sing, oh-oh-oh-oh
Is there cussing in the song? (Heck no)
'Cause it's safe for the family
Positive, encouraging radio
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Verse two, he's climbing in his truck and leaving
Becky's stays at home and she's overwhelmed and grieving
He's passing a liquor store (oh no), pill bottles on the floor
(So, we can't show a Christian drinking a beer?
Although, prescription drug abuse is actually way worse
So that doesn't really make any sense anyway, but okay)
It's mainly soccer moms listening to us
So we have to make it clear that it's the man who things up
(I said messed)
Three chords and a mid tempo
Found this on Vrbo
Here's a diversity cameo (another one)
Is there cussing in the song? (Heck no)
'Cause it's safe for the family
Positive, encouraging radio
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
He finds a Bible when he opens up the drawer
And somehow now he's in a church from 1864
The moral of the story is it works out in the end
'Cause he tells her that he loves her and he'll never sin again
Yeah, he tells her that he loves her and he'll never sin again (amen)
Three chords and a mid tempo
V-neck so my tattoos show
Everybody's singing in a happy home
Did they see a therapist? (Heck no)
But they're back in church (front row)
Looking perfect in the Instagram post
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
This is ever Christian music video
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Okay, is this actually like a really good song, for real?
Wait, are we gonna be rich from this?
Writer: John Crist, Steve Fee
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid