John Humphrey - Kick the Bucket List Lyrics

The daisies you'll be pushin' up
The bitter taste of dust
That final curtain's calling you
For take that bow you must
That poor lady at the yard sale
Whose husband was a hoarder
All he left her was alone and broke with
PTS disorder
Don't leave a mess
Or your family will be pissed
Before you're gone, get working on your
Kick the bucket list
All those keepsakes you've been saving
Since back when you were a youngster
Bag them up into a pile and
Toss them in a dumpster
In to the trash with a
Flick of the wrist
Time to get rid be glad you did your
Kick the bucket list
You could be lying on a gurney
About to take that journey
Take peace of mind you left behind a
Power of attorney
A will is the way
To make sure you're sorely missed
While you still can make sure you plan your
Kick the bucket list
Your kids will blow a gasket
When the bill comes for your casket
Put some money down and pay ahead or get a loan
Should your body be donated
Do you want to be cremated
Where you want your ashes scattered...
As if it really mattered
And what you want it said on your head... stone
Time's running short and it's futile to resist
It's overdue so get down to your
Kick the bucket list
Your wife she saw it coming
Oh how she begged and pleaded
Now she's stuck with all this crap
'Cause you left before she did
Family and friends will be happy to assist
Show your love and take care of
While you still can make sure you plan
Before you're gone, get working on your
Kick the bucket list