John Jordan - The Cat's Ass Lyrics

You're mutant powers
You're radiation
You're April showers
You're a radio station
You stand for justice
Speak the truth
I bet you change clothes
In an old phone booth
Do you have a secret
Identity
Somebody you secretly
Retreat to be
I bet you must
You can't be awesome
24/7
It's not possible

You're The Cat's Ass
You're a master class
You're the bee's knees
You're a masterpiece
You're the King's ring
Or something something
You're a time bomb
It's on it's on
You're Bill Cosby
Without the rape
You're democracy
Without the red tape
You're flying
Like Wonder Woman
Invisible jet
I'm assuming

Cyan, magenta
Yellow and black
There is nothing
That you lack
You're a rainbow-farting
Unicorn
Super grooving
And airborne
Like a virus
I wanna catch
You're so desirous
You're my match
Light my fire
Burn me up
A burning pyre
You turn me up

You're Bill Cosby
Without the rape
You're democracy
Without the red tape
You're flying
Like Wonder Woman
Invisible jet
I'm assuming
You're The Cat's Ass
You're a master class
You're the bee's knees
You're a masterpiece
You're the King's ring
Or something something
You're a time bomb
It's on it's on

This is the greatest love of all
Together in admiration
Nothing is above it all
No greater sensation
Yes you are the one for me
And I the one for you
We can do anything we're free
But this is what we choose
Stand by each other, side by side
Through every kind of weather
Taking turns in the driver's side
We're getting there together
Haters they is gonna hate
And some will call us cheesy
But there's no one I'd rather date
You just make it so easy