John Jordan - The 'Scrip Lyrics

So many drugs
In my system
There's no drug
I am missing
I got all
The right prescriptions
Take em all
According to directions
So many drugs
All up in me
If you got a bug
Just pop a drug see
So many drugs
So little time
You got yours
And I got mine

So many drugs
Running through my veins
All try to keep me
From going insane
So many drugs
I gotta swallow
So many directions
I gotta follow
So many drugs
Such variety
I take them all
With impropriety
So many drugs
Have we gone mad
What about reality's
So bad

Nicotine first order of business
First thing every day I put in this
Each cigarette is fifteen minutes
Off the end of the time you will put in it
But at the end those are the days
That are the worst ones anyways
I don't care what anyone says
Nicotine activates

What's a smoke without a coffee
When my pot is full things just slide off me
I can handle whatever be
WIth a hot cup next to me
Caffeine you're my Batarang
Not enough songs about you been sang
Throughout the land your legend rang
You're badder than the Wu Tang Clan

Sometimes the best things come in bottles
Moosehad lager revs my throttles
I swear to you the brews I got'll
Make you think you're Aristotle
Bubbly brew, effervescent mead
Do your little dirty deed
Give me the confidence I need
But wait I still gotta get to weed

Cannabis oh THC
Get yourself inside of me
Help me write a killer riff
Kiss me fool you silly spliff
Nothing else makes me say, "Yay"
And crank the bass on the reggae
Sing a song in the early morn
But wait until I blow my horn

Lastly there's the ones assigned
To level out my manic mind
Lithium and risperdal
Every day I take it all
Saves me from being a helpless slave
Helps me always to behave
No slave to joy or sadness neither
In them I am a true believer