John Jordan - Who Framed Pussy? Lyrics

Hang your pussy on the wall
Let your pussy deck the halls
This is a job that's pretty cushy
Deciding where to put your pussy
Pussy here and pussy there
Pussy whiskers pussy hair
Pussy all across the land
You'll pry my pussy from my cold dead hands

Who framed my pussy
Who set pussy up
Who dropped a dime
It's messing me up
Who is the rat
Can anyone tell me
Where my pussy at
Got pussy to sell me
Who framed my pussy
Pussy Galore
I got my pussy
At the old pussy store
She was on sale
50% off
Don't step on her tail
She'll bite your face off

My pussy just might be a Persian
I hope and pray you're not allergic
Tell no tales and sink no ships
Keep shut tight those pussy lips
Pussy licks and pussy bites
Pussy is so outtasight
Do you want pussy's autograph?
Sometimes pussy gets the shaft

If you let your pussy out to play
It may run away some day
Pussies like to make new friends
You may never see your pussy again
But don't let this sad fact get you down
You just have to look around
The more you look, the more you stare
There are pussies everywhere