(John Kay, Michael Palmer and Steve Palmer)
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Say the word if you need work done
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Pick up the phone darlin', dial a prayer
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You can call the man with the power in his hand
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Well, you can just call the fixer, he still cares
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For a couple of bucks, he will straighten your luck
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For a little bit more, he will settle the score
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For the right kind of dough, he will step on a toe
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For a couple of grand, he will riddle your man
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Can't get cash from all those deadbeats?
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Can't get a witness to the crime?
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And the cops are all at the doughnut shop
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Well, you just call the fixer, he'll do fine
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For a couple of bucks, he will straighten your luck
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For a little bit more, he will settle the score
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For the right kind of dough, he will step on a toe
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For a couple of grand, he will riddle your man
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You say your mind was on vacation
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The day you signed your life away
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And the judge ain't free until 1993
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Well, you just call the fixer, he's got time
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For a couple of bucks, he will straighten your luck
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For a little bit more, he will settle the score
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For the right kind of dough, he will step on a toe
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For a couple of grand, he will riddle your man
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