Drink myself silly on Monday
Smoke cigarettes on a Tuesday
But Wednesdays never go my way
Twelve dozen shooters to shoot me
So Sally waits on a Thursday
Her schedule just doesn't suit me
Cus I got a court date on Friday
Go get me wasted like Monday
Got out of jail on a Wednesday
And took a car back to town
But Wednesdays never go my way
A Tourister knocked me down
And I'll make you believe, my intentions are true...
They're made to deceive, to manipulate you...
Robbed on a Monday
Got caught on a Tuesday
Locked up on Wednesday, could somebody shoot me
No turning back now, got caught with my pants down
They're roughing me up now
They're pummeling me down
Robbed on a Monday (Shave me shame me, uneducate me)
Got caught on a Tuesday
Locked up on Wednesday, could somebody shoot me (Shave me shame me, uneducate me)
No turning back now, got caught with my pants down (Shave me shame me, uneducate me)
They're roughing me up now (Shave me shame me, uneducate me)
They're pummeling me down
Robbed on a Monday (Shave me shame me, uneducate me)
Got caught on a Tuesday
Locked up on Wednesday, could somebody shoot me (Shave me shame me, uneducate me)
No turning back now, got caught with my pants down (Shave me shame me, uneducate me)
They're roughing me up now (Shave me shame me, uneducate me)
They're pummeling me down