We're meeting up at the corner bar
We just missed out on happy hour
I think that Suzie's gettin' real sour
Cause she just called me a lousy bauer
That's okay, I got all my friends
They pick me up, they don't play pretend
They make the good times feel like they'll never end
We're getting ready for the weekend
We can't stay here long
But you can tag along
Things aren't looking okay
We're planning our escape
We are the losers
I'd say this gathering is right on par
With raising hell and all kinds of alarms
Didn't take much to get this far
Above the clouds, the sky and the stars
Jimmy's lookin' round on high alert
He's making Suzie laugh until it hurts
Looks like Jimmy's rippin' off his shirt
He's got a lot of courage for an introvert
At the end of the day
We found a different way
Even if we are wrong
We still got the backyard lawn
We are the losers
We are the losers
Life misusers
Make excusers
Occasional boozers
And we are smoother
Than any hoosier
Make that a twofer
Wacked out humor
We are the losers