Everyday Normal Guy 2 Video (MV)

Steve: You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.

I'm just a regular everyday normal muthaf*cka
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another.
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker
I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover.
I'm just a regular everyday normal muthaf*cka
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches
they were walkin my way
Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?
is what I wanted to say
but suddenly I panicked
my voice started to shake.
so I put my head down
and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway,
it worked out great.
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherf*ckin Ace of Base.
Yo, what can I say,
it's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning
in bed early at night.
To be productive at work
I gotta be well rested.
Yeah muthaf*cka,
you heard what I just said.

I'm just a regular everyday normal muthaf*cka
I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
I'm just a regular everyday normal muthaf*cka
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker
and I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

I'm from a
lower-middle class family,
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and seek,
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch,
my favorite toy
was my f*ckin fire truck bitch,
I used to play with that motherf*cker all day long,
until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
and then I played with my muthaf*cka all day long
about 10 times a day man, all year long.
My favorite song motherf*cker
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie Titanic.
Every night in my dreams,
I see you I feel you
Every time I hear that f*ckin shit
a tear comes to my eye.
Why the f*ck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
Though I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a sensitive guy,
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry.
Like that time in Grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face,
she really hurt me,
why'd she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid?
How's that even possible?
A person can be stupid
but a face? That's impossible.
Shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it,
Regular, everday, normal f*ckin bullshit.

I'm just a regular everyday normal muthaf*cka
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker
When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular everyday normal muthaf*cka
I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker
I like red peppers better than the green ones.
Ooooohoooooo savin up my money
to go buy a new dishwasher.
Mine broke about 6 months ago.
Mother f*cker.
Go Go Go Go
Go shorty, it's your birthday,
Go party like it's your birthday.
I wasn't invited, but it's okay.
I'll just stay at home and play some video games.

Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.