Kathy grabs a fag and she takes another drag
But by now she's lost count
She's been too busy changing her clothes
So her mother don't find out
And more than thrice she'll mention Jesus Christ
But only when she stubs her toe
Bows her head just to twiddle her thumbs
And doesn't believe in what she doesn't know
Burns the flowers that her boyfriend grows her
Only shows up at the party when it's already over
We used to be pals now she treats me so foul
'Cause I've grown out my hair
Says it makes me unattractive
Especially with the clothes I wear
But I still give my regards when I send her birthday cards
I don't know if she even keeps them
But I'd like to think she stores them in a drawer
And when she's feeling lonely she reads them
Has something ironic tattooed on her shoulder
Only shows up at the party when it's already over
But I feel I'm heading for disaster
I've got some cats that need looking after
As I go into rehab
But if you could, keep me posted
I'd like to know if she still dips her toes in
To test out the water
Or has she started jumping in head first
Just expecting the worst?
Picks the fourth leaf off of every clover
Only shows up at the party when it's already over