All aboard the positive train of thought
It's the happiest place I know
It's a wonderful place to go yeah
Batten down were making our way up north
Sit down with a friendly face
Or stand up for the real pace
Choo choo the tickets free
Choo choo it's all on me
Because you deserve to be happy
Choo choo it's up to you
Choo choo what you gonna do
Because you deserve to be happy
All aboard the positive train of thought
I feel cool, yeah i feel fine
Just give yourself a bit more time
Speeding up now, we're bombing it down the track
Would you like another beverage
Followed by another haemorrhage, yeah
Choo choo the tickets free
Choo choo it's all on me
Because you deserve to be happy
Choo choo it's up to you
Choo choo what you gonna do
Because you deserve to be happy
"I'd just like to remind all passengers of our specials today
Serenity, compassion and delight
Please feel free to take full advantage of the onboard water supply
And we should be arriving at our final destination shortly"
Choo choo the tickets free
Choo choo it's all on me
Because you deserve to be happy
Choo choo it's up to you
Choo choo what you gonna do
Because you deserve to be happy