Jordan the Poet - Purple Lyrics

I'm smokin
I said I'm smokin', I'm smokin

Aye
I'm smokin' purple
Glasses on a nigga face feelin' just like Steve Urkel
Livin' life like a movie, never did I do no commercials
Shells hit a nigga back back got him movin' like he was a turtle
Aye
Momma always told me life's a beach but god damn shit's Myrtle
Aye, Yuh
This my journal
Aye
Remember back when I was little on the Game Boy with my nigga Squirtle
Aye
Now I'm runnin' off the track tryna make it back to get over this hurdle
Aye
And Ion know where Ima land, grass, rock, sand, still I'm tokin' herbal
Aye, Yuh

Nowadays these niggas act like bitches
Walkin' with a girdle
They keep chattin' but ain't never listen
I treat them like urinals
I'm the captain you'sa f*ckin peasant
You is not even no colonel
Why you laughin', I ain't ever kitten
Unless it's yo bitch doin' circles
That kitty purr like it got the burbles
Fingers crossed yo bitch infertile
Aye
Never heard her be so verbal, I keep goin' til the kids dispersal
Yo bitch want me like eternal
So I whip that semi circle
Aye
Zoomin' through 'em like a wormhole
I can't stop I feel immortal
Aye, Yuh
This shit normal for me
I ain't even try to get her horny
Aye
But that bitch, she bore me
I'm focused on gold and glory
Aye
She know me by Jordy
I ain't even seen the shorty
Now she actin' mean and corny
She think that shit sweet, ignore it

I'm smokin' purple
Glasses on a nigga face feelin' just like Steve Urkel
Livin' life like a movie, never did I do no commercials
Shells hit a nigga back back got him movin' like he was a turtle
Damn
Momma always told me life's a beach but god damn shit's Myrtle
Aye, Yuh
This my journal
Aye
Remember back when I was little on the Game Boy with my nigga Squirtle
Aye
Now I'm runnin' off the track tryna make it back to get over this hurdle
Aye
And Ion know where Ima land, grass, rock, sand, still I'm tokin' herbal
Aye, Yuh