Josh Bledsoe - Caffeine Lobotomy Lyrics

Caffeine has no effect on me
And neither do you
I might just need a lobotomy
I don't know what to do
I stayed up half the night
Thinkin' 'bout you
I drank ten cups of coffee
And a Mountain Dew
I just proceeded to pass out
On the kitchen floor
If you'd been there, you would've seen me
Sleepwalkin' out the door
Caffeine has no effect on me
And neither do you
I might just need a lobotomy
I don't know what to do
I went to one of those stores
That's open 24 hours
Old man greeted me at the front
And said I needed a shower
I hid behind the carts
'Cause I'm sure he's a zombie
Reached in my pocket for some caffeine pills
And then I cried for my mommy
Caffeine has no effect on me
And neither do you
I might just need a lobotomy
I don't know what to do
I sprang into action like Popeye
When he's just had some spinach
Ran into a display of Ken dolls
I thought I was finished
They came crashing down around me
But they missed my head (Thank god)
If I didn't have those caffeine pills, man
I think I'd be dead
Caffeine has no effect on me
And neither do you
I might just need a lobotomy
I don't know what to do
Caffeine has no effect on me
And neither do you
I might just need a lobotomy
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do