[ Featuring Andrew Rannells ]
Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?
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Well, of course, we don't really have final say over where we get sent but
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I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world
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Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen
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You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen
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Aw, c'mon, you guys
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The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
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Is his mission
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A chance to go out and help heal the world
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That's my mission
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Soon I'll be off in a different place
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Helping the whole human race
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I know my mission will be
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Something incredible
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Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called
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Elder Young
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Yes sir
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Your mission brother will be Elder Grant
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That, that's me, hey brother
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And your mission location is Norway
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Oh wow, Norway
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Land of gnomes and trolls
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Hoo wah
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Hey ya
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Shoo wah
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Zadup wow
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Two by two, we're marching door to door
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'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more
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A two-year mission is our sacrifice
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We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
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Of Latter-day Saints
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Two by two
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And today we'll know
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Who we'll make the journey with and where we'll go
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We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
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We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ
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Of Latter-day Saints
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Elder White and Elder Smith
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Oh, I knew we'd get paired together
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Your location will be France
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France, land of pastries and turtlenecks
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Two by two
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I guess it's you and me
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We're off to preach across land and sea
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Satan has a hold of France
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We need to knock him off his perch
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We are the soldiers of the army of the church
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Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
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Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan
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Oh, Japan
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Land of Soy Sauce
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And Mothra
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Elder Harris and Elder Brown
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Heavenly Father
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Where will I go on my mission? (on my mission)
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Will it be China or ol' Mexico on my mission? (my mission)
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It could be San Fran by the bay
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Australia where they say "G'day"
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But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
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Orlando
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Orlando
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I love you
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Orlando
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Seaworld and Disney
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And Putt-putt Golfing
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Elder Price
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Yes sir
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Your brother will be Elder Cunningham
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That's me, that's me, hello
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Oh, hi
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And your mission location is Uganda
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Uganda?
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Uganda? Cool, where is that?
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Africa
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Oh boy, like Lion King
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Two by two
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And now it's time to go
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Our paths have been revealed
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So let's start the show
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Our shirts are clean and pressed
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And our haircuts are precise
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We are the army of the church
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We are the army of the church
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We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
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Two by two (two by two)
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We march for victory
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Armed with the greatest book in history
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We'll convert everyone
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All across the planet Earth
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That is the beauty of
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The essence of
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The purpose of
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The mission of
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The soldiers of the army of the Church
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Of Jesus Christ
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Of Latter-Day Saints
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