Herman Thomson had a frightful morning
When his body split in two
Herman 1 said hey well ain't that something
You look just like I do
Herman 1 said let's go ride a bicycle for two
Herman 2 said I'm alright a rest feels overdo
You do you
You do you
And so the Hermans parted ways to find
A separate way to live
The one who left climbed up the highest mountain
In search of life outside
Herman 1 found beauty in the natural cosmic views
The other Herman sat and watched a crisis on the news
You do you
You do you
Herman 1 went home and found the hermit on the floor
Who looked up as he whispered I can't do this anymore
To love just yourself
To love just yourself
And so the Hermans had a lovely evening
With the other by his side
And by the morning there was just one Herman
With the other deep inside