My name is Erik
But they call me Quasimodo
I'm the night janitor here at the theater
Born with a cleft palate nobody can fix
And it makes me look like an animal
But I feel like anybody else
And I think like all the ones who come
To see the shows here
And I lust like a man
Want to soar like a star on the stage
Just like everybody else I want to be loved
The kids were cruel now the grown ups
Pity me
And I don't think it's fair
Nobody likes me
Nobody wants me
Where is my happy ever after
Where is my happy