Kelly Osbourne - Don't Touch Me While I'm Sleeping Lyrics

Picked me up around a quarter to nine,
I was a little shocked that he was right on time.
He was really well mannered as he opened my door,
He seemed like the man I was looking for.
He took me to a fancy restaurant,
And told me to order anything I want.
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,
And said: "Oh my god he's such a gentleman"
He want to have a good time,
Ass I was drinking his wine.
And then I started to feel really sleepy,
And he had this creepy look in his eyes.

[chorus] 2x
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
It won't be worth the costs you made,
Cause this will be the date you never forget.

I woke up in the morning about half past eight,
And I couldn't remember what happened to my date.
My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right,
I couldn't recall a single thing from last night.
My best friend Suzie called me on the phone,
And said: "Girl you really had it going on".
If you could imagine the f*cking look on my face,
When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape.
I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,
"I hope you had a good time mother f*cker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls".

[chorus] 2x
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
It won't be worth the costs you made,
Cause this will be the date you never forget.

The moral of the story, to make myself clear,
Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear.
I would think twice before your next date,
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight.

[chorus] 2x
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
It won't be worth the costs you made,
Cause this will be the date you never forget