Kevin Froleiks - Blue State Redneck Lyrics

Well you don't have to be Magellan to know your North from South
No you don't have to be Magellan to know your North from South
So if you're from New England, why's that southern accent coming out your mouth

Well you don't have to be Abe Lincoln to know what happened at Gettysburg
No you don't have to be Abe Lincoln to know what happened at Gettysburg
You know the Minnesota Vikings didn't fight in the Civil War

You say it's heritage not hate
But you know you're in a union state
So why you waving that rebel flag so proud

You like to sport a southern drawl
But you're just playing pretend is all
And the things you say probably shouldn't be said out loud

You're just a blue state redneck
It's the only life that you have ever known
You're a blue state redneck
And your country no longer feels like home

Well you don't have to be Jesus to know your wrong from right
No you don't have to be Jesus to know your wrong from right
So maybe pick your battles and fight a more worthwhile fight
Well you don't have to be Tim Gunn to know how to make it work
No you don't need to be Tim Gunn to know how to make it work
But your stars and bars are clashing with your New York Yankees shirt

You tell immigrants to stay over there
You say they gotta pay their share
But you also say taxation's the same as slavery

Those camo pants, a John Deere hat
A rifle slung across your back
But intimidation ain't the same as bravery

You're just a blue state redneck
And you always feel like you're under attack
A blue state redneck
It never left you but you want your country back
You're a blue state redneck
And you're not sure where America has went
A blue state redneck
And you're fine and dandy being ignorant