This is not a test
This is your emergency broadcast system
Announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge
Sanctioned by the U.S. Government
Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge
All other weapons are restricted
Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity
From the Purge and shall not be harmed
Commencing at the siren, any and all crime
Including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours
Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable
Until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m, when The Purge concludes
Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn
May God be with you all