[ Featuring Erika Henningsen ]
There's an endless stream of trash and filth
And hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz, wait 'til you smell our rugs
'Cause people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get to go and clean it up
What?
Hypodermic needles left all over the place
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
So I got to take my knife and stab them all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen because I'm covered in rat blood
Niffty, no
Magical land, hotel of my dreams
Disgustingest, ugliest building that I've ever seen
And I get to clean it up
Niffty, what are you doing?
Helping
Can you help differently?
Okay
Hoteru wa hontō ni totemo suteki desu
Um
Chārī wa totemo yasashii jōshi desu
Kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjite imasu
Can anyone understand this?
Tottemo daisuki desu itsumo
Why?
Hanzaisha wa trash
Soshite karera wa assholes
Demo watashi wa mada yume o shinjite imasu
Watashi wa clean it up
Yes
And that's why the hotel is good
Right?
Yay
